Sunday, January 30, 2011

The Origin Of The Internet

Got this EMail and thought yo9u would enjoy it also...Thanks Jan

" The True Origin of the Internet

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader called Abraham of Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot of Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg.

Indeed, she had been called 'Amazon Dot Com'.

And she said unto Abraham, her husband,
'Why dost thou travel far from town to town with thy goods when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent?'

And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said,
'How, dear?'

And Dot replied,
'I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply telling you which hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS).'

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever moving from his tent.

But this success did arouse envy. A man named Maccabia did secrete (look it up, it means to hide) himself inside Abraham's drum and was accused of insider trading. And the young man did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung.

They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Siderites, or NERDS for short.

And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to the drum maker, one Brother William of Gates, who bought up every drum company in the land. And indeed did insist on making drums that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.

And Dot did say,
'Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others'. And as Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or as it came to be known 'eBay' he said,
'We need a name that reflects what we are.'
And Dot replied,
'Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators.'
'YAHOO!' exclaimed Abraham.

And that is how it all began.
Al Gore had absolutely nothing to do with it."

Saturday, January 29, 2011

If You Have Been Wondering

I have been incapicated.No ir is not another bout with Cancer, that is still OK. I have been dealing with the depression associated with poverty for several years that is still a matter of concern but not different nor is lonlieness but the crowning blow was the loss of my computer.It was sick at Christmas but finally gave it's life for completing my shopping and mailing.I have been mourning it's loss and dealing with no access since.Now by the coming week will probably be back to post three times a week..Yeah!
Here is the latest about Thr Starchild.Lloyd Pye updates also...
"Many of you will recall that several months ago I presented screen shots of two samples of the Starchild's nuclear DNA, one that matched human segments in the massive NIH database, and one that matched nothing among the trillions of coherent base pairs in the database. This was, and remains, a highly compelling reason to believe that when the Starchild's entire genome is finally sequenced and compared to human genomes, the differences between those genomes will provide utterly convincing proof that the Starchild is not entirely human.

For the indiscretion of ignoring official scientific protocol, we have caught a large ration of grief from skeptics and critics. They have pointed out that because our geneticist did, in fact, have the ability to "rig" the NIH results if he wanted to, he simply MUST have been eager to put at dire risk his career and his reputation because, in their view, alien life is flatly impossible and alien DNA is, therefore, equally impossible.

This is how the other side plays the game. They avoid dealing with difficult problems by first ignoring them, then ridiculing them, and finally announcing that they knew it all along, after which one or more of their members will step forward to take credit for the breakthrough, whatever it happens to be. This is how new scientific discoveries invariably unfold, especially major new discoveries that overturn a status quo.

In the meantime, if you wonder what's taking our geneticist so long to establish and confirm his case, please keep a few things in mind. First, his regular job as a geneticist is complex and difficult, and it takes up most of his time. He does what he does for us after his normal work hours and on weekends. So he produces for us only a small part of what he could do if we could afford to purchase his services full-time...."

Thanks To All